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MOVIE THEATRE TIME !!
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Alien Abduction! Get Abducted!
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THE MAZE - CAN YOU GET OUT ALIVE !!
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VIDEO CLIPS !!
JOKES !!
Why was the little ghost sent to his room before dinner was over?
Because he was goblin too fast!
What is a ghost's favourite type of pasta?
Spookgetti !!!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Where does a ghost mail his letters?
At the ghost office.
Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
Because it dampens their spirits!
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
What's a ghost's favourite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.
How do ghosts earn points in a football game?
They kick the ball between the ghoul posts!
Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
What do baby ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people"?
What time would it be if five ghouls were chasing you?
Five after one.
What do ghosts serve for desert?
I scream.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.
What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet?
What is a ghost's favourite throwing toy?
A boo-merang!
What do you call a ghost that has been locked in a freezer all night?
A cool ghoul!
What do spooks call their Navy?
The ghost guard.
What is a ghost's favourite subject in high school?
Boo-ology of course!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?
"Don't forget to buckle your sheetbelt!"
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."
What time is it when ghosts haunt your house?
Time to get a new house!!!
Why does a ghosts phone bills tend to be so high each month?
He is always calling ghost-to-ghost.
Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
Lake Eerie?
Why did the ghost become a sailor?
He wanted to haunt for buried treasure!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin goblin!
What is a ghost's favourite species of bird?
The scare crow!
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost?
The living room.
What do ghosts like to do for recreation in their spare time?
They go "booling"!
What do ghosts sing to each other on their birthday?
"Happy boo-thday to you, happy boo-thday to you..."
What games do little ghosts like to play?
1. Corpse and robbers 2. Peek-a-boo! 3. Hide & ghost seek
What did the teacher ghost say to his boo-ology students after they all earned A's?
Well done class! You did a spooktacular job!
What do you use to erase a ghost?
White-out!
What's a ghosts's favourite song?
"Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun."
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres!
What is Shakespeare's ghost's favourite saying?
"To boo or not to boo...that is the question".
How does a ghost celebrate New Year's Eve?
He paints the town dead!
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
How would a ghost make a milkshake?
He'd sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
